Quotes

Ah, game session quotes. They may not be funny to you, but – at the time – they were hella funny to us.

  • “You successfully stare at the tatami.” -GM to Shunsen
  • “I am watching Shunsen’s intercourse.” -Yamizu
  • “This Admiral Akbar moment brought to you by fire chicken.” -Yamizu
  • “He puts the ‘chicken’ in fire chicken.” -GM
  • “Holy crap, Batman!”
    “Shut up and eat it.” -Yamizu & Shunsen
  • “She is oh-so-pregnant,” says the GM describing an NPC. Yamizu turns to Shunsen. “What did you do?”
  • “I am going to strangle you a lot.” – Bookkeeper to Olothontor
  • Bookkeeper: Where is your Kuala Lumpur?
    GM: Is that an internal organ?
    Bookkeeper: Sometimes.
  • “Oi! We are the Kanshigumi! Throw down your weapons and surrender or we will kick the ever-living shit out of you!” -Shunsen
  • GM, holding up a die, looking at Olothontor: Even or odd?
    Olothontor, panicked: Why?!
    GM: Pick one.
    Olothontor: I pick “Why?”
  • “Kanshigumi is the code name for Rokugan’s daring, highly trained special mission force…” – Kitsuki
  • “Genzaburo – Apply directly to the forehead.” – Olothontor

Quotes

Kanshigumi: The Ivory Lotus kitsuki kitsuki